• Narrator as himself; the narrator
  • Joan Walden - Aurora (Sleeping Beauty); one of the five tetartagonists
  • Mr. Hank Humberfloob - Human Kuzco (The Emperor's New Groove); the (former) secondary antagonist
  • Secretary, works for Humberflood - Ariel (The Little Mermaid); the minor protagonist
  • Nevins, The Walden's pet dog - Max (The Little Mermaid); the secondary teratagonist
  • Conrad Walden - Christopher Robin (Pooh), the main tritagonist
  • Sally Walden - Alice (Alice in Wonderland), the main duetergonist
  • Lawrence Quinn - Gaston (Beauty and the Beast), the main antagonist
  • Kate the Caterer - Kronk (The Emperor's New Groove); the minor protagonist
  • Mrs. Kwan - Merryweather (Sleeping Beauty); one of the five tetartagonists
  • The Cat in the Hat - Danny (Cats Don't Dance), the main protagonist.
  • The Fish - Marlin (Finding Nemo); one of the five tetartagonists
  • Cupcake Maker - Thomas O'Malley (The Aristocats); the tertiary antagonist
  • Thing One and Two - Timon and Uncle Max (The Lion King); two of the five tetartagonists


1. Main Titles
2. Humberfloob's Real Estate
3. Conrad the Unclean
4. Enter Larry
5. Mom's Rules
6. A Humungous Cat!
7. Fun, Fun, Fun (with deleted scene)
8. The Cat & the Couch (with deleted scene)
9. The Kupkake-inator!
10. Thing 1 & Thing 2
11. Looking for the Lock (with deleted scenes)
12. A Pussycat Piñata
13. The S.L.O.W.
14. Plan C
15. Where's the Dog!
16. The Race Is On!
17. The Mother of All Messes
18. Enough Is Enough!
19. The Cat Cleans Up
20. What Would You Do?
21. End Credits

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